Wednesday, September 2

I'm buying a subscription to Glamour magazine

I avoid women's magazines. I am a confident woman, but Cosmopolitan, InStyle, Vogue, Vanity Fair, Self, Allure, Fashion, etc have the ability to make me feel like I'm not enough: I don't have enough money, my clothes aren't stylish enough, I don't exercise enough, I'm not thin enough, I don't wear enough make-up or paint my nails enough....Enough!

Then suddenly Glamour does something that monumentally shifts the way I see their magazine and I want to embrace the hell out of it!



Check out Lizzi Miller, aka "the Woman on p. 194". She's gorgeous, confident, smiling and REAL! It's scary how much better I felt about my own naked body after seeing this beautiful 20 year-old and her fleshy frame. I'm going to admit that my immediate feeling was, "I'm NOT disgusting!" (Though I rationally reject it, the media's portrait of an ideal woman obviously effs with my self-esteem.)

Keep it up Glamour! Real women need affirmation. Imagine the positive feminine energy you are unleashing on the world. Also, imagine the revenue if you are the first to stop alienating the average size woman.

Monday, August 17

"Earth to Meekus!"


Alexander SkarsgÄrd. 2009.

Oh hell! I laughed damn hard when I realized that sexy Swedish vampire Eric (True Blood) is ditzy male model Meekus (Zoolander)! Do you remember him? He dies in a tragic gasoline fight accident and co-delivers one of my most treasured lines from that flick: "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!"

Sunday, July 26

Restoring the Magic

Two movies that make me feel like a kid again.



Saturday, July 25

I Wish I Were American

Sure there are lots of reasons I'd rather be Canadian (214 million fewer guns, the right to marry someone of the same sex and universal health care are nothing to scoff at), but here are three reasons why I sometimes wish I were American.


1. So I could access Pandora and Hulu like Americans can.


2. So I could buy beer with my groceries like Americans can.


3. So I could buy Munchie Mugs and StressErasers like Americans can.

When compiled my reasons begin to seem somewhat trivial... So until this list makes a stronger case for immigration, I'll be satisfied to remain Canadian.

Thursday, July 23

Are You Eating Cartoon Cows Too??



When we gave up the credit cards a few weeks ago and became a cash-only kinda family, I suffered a mild case of shock at the grocery store check-out; "I have to PAY for this food? What the what?!" I seemed to have deluded myself into believing that some benevolent and magical entity (yes, that is how I refer to the Government of Canada) was responsible for my family's food needs. There is something seriously crazy with that. If I could be so deeply deluded about my finances, could I not be similarly confunded about other aspects of my life? My food for example?

Yes. Yes I could.

When I took a bite of that guilty McDonald's cheeseburger last night (yes I am disgusting, but at least I'm honest : ), I'm almost sure my conscience was painting the cartoon cow pictured above to prevent me from connecting my burger to the actual cow it came from. That's not right. It isn't okay to be so oblivious of the choices I'm making.

This isn't an animal rights issue for me. I have no qualms about slaughtering for food. I grew up around cattle: my Dad and Uncle raised Maine-Anjou when I was a little girl, and we maintained a small pasture of Charolais when I was older. I loved the cows (Windy, Sky, Rain, etc) and then I ate them; no big deal.

The issue is my irresponsible mindlessness - I am purposely avoiding reality. If I replaced the cartoon cow in my mind with a true history of that beef, I know I'd be a hell of a lot quicker to spend my money on grass-fed organic steak (or skip the beef if I couldn't afford it), then to cheap out on "100% pure beef" ground from grain-fed cattle raised in feedlots. Honestly. It would just taste better.

This post was inspired by the trailer for Food, Inc. I strongly believe in the message of this film and I look forward to seeing it.


Sunday, June 21

Happy Father's Day



i love being the mom to your dad.

happy day babe!
XO

Sunday, June 7

glee

I am stoked for this soon-to-be series! It's got one of my favourite actresses: Jane Lynch. It's got one of my favourite songs: Don't Stop Believin. What DOESN'T it have??